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	<h1>February 25<sup>th</sup></h1> 
	<h2>Merry Christmas, deadbeat client.</h2> 
	<p>It's been over a year since I've done freelance or contract work, but I can still remember the sting of an invoice creeping past the 60 day mark. Some clients live in a perpetual state of being two months behind the rest of the world.</p> 
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